a heart will always stay one day too long

bloodghost:

Nunataq, our warden half-giant, reached paragon by entering a sparring competition with a down-on-his-luck half-giant gladiator. Is romance blooming, or is everyone just really shiny all of a sudden?

My paragon journey was—this is canon—an incredibly trashy romance novel with lots of heaving busoms and sexy eye-contact and tantric yoga. It was partly to get over my futile love for a local superhero named the Mentalist, and partly because I’m a freaking tank and have no emotions and therefore, like, the perfect victim for one of those florid circa-1983 epic romances.

Fun times!