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"If we move to Fantasy Maine and Teresa doesn’t come, we’ll need a replacement Teresa; so we’ll get a seagull and put a bunch of fishing wire on its head and call it Teresa. And then every morning we’ll get up and put the seagull in the shower for two hours."
Alex, on our life post-college and also the fact that he has a mental image of Maine wherein the state is entirely composed of small fishing villages with lighthouses and picturesque fogs.
