March 2012
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Kozlowski: Pitt's transgender policy necessary →
I don’t understand. I honestly thought Mark was a nice person. He was the nicest Brackenbrat and he’s dating that adorable girl who sometimes comes to CWO events with Women’s Choral Ensemble to sing for us.
Why is he so wrong?
I was talking with Teresa earlier, and she said that Mark is a good example of not judging a book by it’s cover because he has a tremendous IQ and...
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We have to make up a mnemonic device for the Urea Cycle for extra credit in my Molecular Pathways and Regulation class. Mine is Cannibals often ate annoying adolescents, but I whenever I say it out loud, I accidentally substitute ‘Canadians’ for ‘cannibals.’
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“The most widely taught [abstinence-only] course is called “Sex...”
– Excerpted from “Slut!” by Leora Tanenbaum (2000). Reading this book has depressed the hell out of me.
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“It’s really easy. Just say, ‘Pat, you had sex in my apartment, so...”
– Alex, advising me on how to convince someone I’ve met only once that he should let me watch Legend of Korra on his TV
a heart will always stay one day too long:... →
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beseengreen replied to your post: Really? A bomb threat for the Cathedral without a…
How much are you hoping latin is cancelled?
A lot. I mean, since there was no time or location specified, they can’t really risk it. Even...
a heart will always stay one day too long:... →
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beseengreen replied to your post: Really? A bomb threat for the Cathedral without a…
How much are you hoping latin is cancelled?
A lot. I mean, since there was no time or location specified, they can’t really risk it. Even if they…
^ guilty and now I hear sirens. (I’m on towers patio being lazy and enjoying...
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beseengreen replied to your post: Really? A bomb threat for the Cathedral without a…
How much are you hoping latin is cancelled?
A lot. I mean, since there was no time or location specified, they can’t really risk it. Even if they decide to check the whole building, that’s a 42 story behemoth. It’s going to take a while.
I was just telling Meredith that...
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respectissexy replied to your post: One of my best friends has just gotten engaged,…
You’re an amazing friend and I’m happy for you both! You know her boyfriend, though, don’t you? Shouldn’t THAT make the difference in whether you worry about the wedding? If he’s great and they’re great together, great!
I’ve never met her fiancee, because due to geographic difficulties my friend...
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One of my best friends has just gotten engaged, and is getting married in August.
I always joke with people (read: Teresa) about how in five years all of my friends are going to get married and I’ll have to invest in a handful of nice summer dresses because I’ll have weddings to attend every weekend from May to September. These jokes are funny because they culminate in us wondering...
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I am never going to hear back from AMNH about their REU program. I am going to die first, my corpse having been devoured by cats.
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There was a second there while I was like—I just used my prox card to get into the CLC complex to print off my Amtrak ticket confirmation for tomorrow morning, so why am I on Tumblr twenty minutes later reading lolsy things about Tracey becoming Teresa and changing her political views to ‘fascist’ and not, you know, home?—and then I remembered the cup of coffee and two cups...
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“I’m not worldly enough to understand half of these puns, so don’t...”
– My 70-year-old Women and Men in the Ancient Mediterranean professor on the penis jokes in Aristophanes’ Lysistrata