Apr
17
2014

Reblogged from occupythedisco :

Asked by kajedheat:

If you and Frank Miller *did* get into a fight, who would win?


frantzfandom:

gailsimone:

He is afraid of women. I win in a landslide.

God damn

Apr
17
2014

"You look like you’re going to hop on a purple motorcycle and go fight crime."

Legitimately THE nicest compliment I have ever gotten on an outfit

Apr
16
2014
Apr
16
2014

Reblogged from swingsetindecember :

"People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water."

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

(Source: cachaemic)

Apr
15
2014

Reblogged from teen-banshee :

Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

  • Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
  • Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
  • Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
  • Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
  • Dad: Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
  • Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
  • Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
  • Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
  • Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
  • Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
  • Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
  • Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
  • Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
  • Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
  • Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
  • Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
  • Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
  • Dad: Fuck the government.
  • Dad: Fuck the school board.
  • Dad: Close the door.
  • Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
  • Dad: I love puns.
  • Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
  • Dad: Please shut up.
  • Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
  • Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
  • Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
  • Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
  • Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
  • Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
  • Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
  • Dad: They act like I care what they think.
  • Dad: I hate homework.
  • Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
  • Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.

Apr
15
2014

"i was going to do laundry but i decided to dye my hair instead" is going to be the name of the chapter in my autobiography about my twenties.

Apr
14
2014

Guys, it was 75 on Saturday. SEVENTY. FIVE. DEGREES. FAHRENHEIT. I wore a dress with no tights and sunglasses and drove down to Adler Planetarium with Roommate Erin with all the windows rolled down. We sang/screeched Paramore the whole way down Lake Shore Drive: yeah, spring, whoo, sun! Ain’t it fuuuuuuun!

Do you know what’s happening outside right now? IT IS MOTHERFUCKING SNOWING. There is goddamn SNOW on the TREES like I wasn’t wearing a sleeveless dress and wishing I’d put on sunscreen two days ago. TWO DAYS. SNOW. What the SHIT, Chicago?!

Apr
14
2014

This has to be THE weirdest advert I’ve ever seen encouraging ladies to go into STEM fields.

This has to be THE weirdest advert I’ve ever seen encouraging ladies to go into STEM fields.

Apr
14
2014

Reblogged from slaughterhouse90210 :

slaughterhouse90210:

“There were always in me, two women at least, one woman desperate and bewildered, who felt she was drowning and another who would leap into a scene, as upon a stage, conceal her true emotions because they were weaknesses, helplessness, despair, and present to the world only a smile, an eagerness, curiosity, enthusiasm, interest.” ― Anaïs Nin

slaughterhouse90210:

“There were always in me, two women at least, one woman desperate and bewildered, who felt she was drowning and another who would leap into a scene, as upon a stage, conceal her true emotions because they were weaknesses, helplessness, despair, and present to the world only a smile, an eagerness, curiosity, enthusiasm, interest.” 
― Anaïs Nin

Apr
13
2014

Reblogged from connaissais :

we are all of us uncomprehending

connaissais:

cutloosemcgoose Why do bad outfits happen to good people.

me:  Why does Tyler Hoechlin happen to clothes that would otherwise have been worn by a few poor models and then neglected on a rack for life

IN HIS DEFENSE (not a good defense), that jacket would be baller in (a) black and (b) not suede. Hoechlin, like Derek Hale probably, is really great at making good-adjacent decisions. That jacket is ALMOST okay. Those shoes are ALMOST a good idea. 

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