Apr
22
2014

Reblogged from lolafeist :

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

you're a fucking hipster' stiles says scathingly
also adele because DAMN GIRL
what are zippered accents’
when designing this campaign alex specified that at least two of us would lose limbs
WHY CAN’T YOU LET THEM BE GREAT TEXAS?’
HOW ABOUT MAKING TEXT REBLOGS THE DEFAULT ON MOBILE
look he’s like a little baby trying fashion for the first time
because I AM SO FURIOUS
never has there been a more appropriate tag for this fucking show

(Source: thejadedkiwano)

Apr
22
2014
Apr
20
2014

I mentioned when I got it that my forearm tattoo is based on a design of my mom’s but I don’t think that fully conveys the TOTAL badassery of her skills, so here is my tattoo and here is the piece it’s based on. My mom, as you can now probably tell, is fucking amazing.

Apr
18
2014

Reblogged from helenish :

Apr
17
2014

Reblogged from occupythedisco :

Asked by kajedheat:

If you and Frank Miller *did* get into a fight, who would win?


frantzfandom:

gailsimone:

He is afraid of women. I win in a landslide.

God damn

Apr
17
2014

"You look like you’re going to hop on a purple motorcycle and go fight crime."

Legitimately THE nicest compliment I have ever gotten on an outfit

Apr
16
2014
Apr
16
2014

Reblogged from swingsetindecember :

"People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water."

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

(Source: cachaemic)

Apr
15
2014

Reblogged from teen-banshee :

Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

  • Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
  • Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
  • Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
  • Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
  • Dad: Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
  • Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
  • Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
  • Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
  • Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
  • Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
  • Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
  • Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
  • Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
  • Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
  • Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
  • Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
  • Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
  • Dad: Fuck the government.
  • Dad: Fuck the school board.
  • Dad: Close the door.
  • Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
  • Dad: I love puns.
  • Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
  • Dad: Please shut up.
  • Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
  • Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
  • Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
  • Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
  • Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
  • Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
  • Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
  • Dad: They act like I care what they think.
  • Dad: I hate homework.
  • Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
  • Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.

Apr
15
2014

"i was going to do laundry but i decided to dye my hair instead" is going to be the name of the chapter in my autobiography about my twenties.

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